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Realms of Chaos

First thing's first: The music...

.... is shite. It's plain and simple and the first thing I wanted to get off my chest. The music is absolutely unbearably shite. The first thing that comes to mind, looking at the screenshots and realizing it's a sword and sorcery game, are definitely not some generic tunes that sound like they belong in a childrens jump 'n run game. At it's best, the music sounds like a bad version of the bowsers castle theme in the original Mario bros. games. That said, the rest of the game is pretty great. Realms of Chaos is a fairly straightforward action platformer, set in a fantasy world, every 80s and 90s child could dream of. You fight awesome enemies, like catpeople (Putting out fire with gasoline) with maces and swords, wolves, lizards, skeletons, golems and, and of course, annoying bats, with your sword and magic, which you can upgrade by collecting enough loot. The levels are, like I said, pretty straight forward, so seldom is there any backtracking that needs to be done. But that doesn't mean that it's a walk in the park. The game can be pretty unforgiving at times, especially in the later levels and in the bossfights, which you have to try over and over again, until you eventually find its weakness or learn the pattern. But defeating a boss, after dying 20+ times and closing the game in frustration, feels pretty rewarding. So if you want an action game that screams cheesy 80s fantasy, you are willing to fail a few times, and you turn the godawful music off and listen to your own powermetal playlist, this game is worth every second and every failed attempt.

8 gamers found this review helpful
Europa Universalis: Rome Gold

Good title, but lacks a lot of polish.

I'm a fan of two things: Paradox Interactive and Ancient History . Knowing that an Europa Universalis, set in Ancient Rome was going to come out, made me excited beyond belief. I loved the Europa Universale franchise and could not wait to get my hands on EU:Rome . Fortunatly for me, and my wallet, I did not get this game on release. Instead I waited for the reviews....which turned out to be mostly negative and giving the game a mediocre rating at best. Now, years later I bought the game from GOG out of curiosity. As soon as I started it up and began to play, I was surprised how much fun I had. The graphics are really nice and the art looks great....and the music, just amazingly wonderful. The diplomacy was interesting (similar to CK) and the implementation of the senate and it's different political parties and it's effects on the state was done really well. After a few hours though the game started to show it's shallowness. Trading is a joke(click the traderouts as soon as you can9 and as soon as you play as Rome, you are extremly overpowerd. There are no real threats on the map and the innerpolitical differences can be solved by simply fullfillng the needs of those Romans who don't like you-Tamagotchi Style- with a simple click with almost imediate results. But the biggest flaw (and dissapointment) of all can be experienced while playing as other nations instead of the Roman Empire. For example: Why do I have the same political and diplomatic system as the Romans, when I play as Carthage ? And why do I have a Senate Button (SPQR Button) when I'm clearly not playing as Rome ? For me, some kind of historical accuracy is something that made me love the Paradox Interactive Games (Playiing a democratic country or a state und a dictatorship in HoI, made a difference ) . Sadly, EU: Rome feels like they did not even care.

82 gamers found this review helpful